Apple Retentive
Today I make my debut on Ebay as a seller. It's not something of which I plan on making a habit, but what else do you do with an apple that looks like a butt?
I'm off to the Tool concert, about which I plan on writing tomorrow.
Today I make my debut on Ebay as a seller. It's not something of which I plan on making a habit, but what else do you do with an apple that looks like a butt?
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So a 10 day auction for a piece of fruit unlikely to retain its unique shape for that long? Will I appreciate a subtle jab at those get rich quick scammers that sell off rotten sandwiches in that look like Elvis, I'm not sure sufficent thought went into that auction.
Of course no thought went into this comment so that leaves me in the same thoughtless catagory. Unless no thought is exactly the required amount, in which case I may now be over-thinking things.
Is it lunch time yet?
In the previous comment, the word "will" should be read as "While"
hmmmm
Do apples frequently change shape in Australia?
As they rot, wither and die they do. As someone who has bought a large amount of fruit and not eaten it, I can assure you that the differance between a rectum shaped apple and a vaguely stinky piece of garbage is only a few days.
Just remember, it was an apple that started this screwed up world. What are you REALLY trying to sell us?
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