The Final Word on that Stupid Piece of Fruit

For those of you waiting on the edge of your seat for the last chapter in the amazing saga of my foray into the proud tradition of selling amusingly shaped food on the internet, wait no longer.

Yeah, I didn't think so. Well, here it is anyway. The apple was purchased by a close friend of Michelle's, for no readily apparent reason. But she gave her blessing for Toby to go ahead and chow down.