Go Blue Jays

My favorite baseball player of all time is now Vernon Wells.





If you can't quite make it out, the ball, which Vernon tossed to a heckler during a game last week, reads, "Dear Mr. Dork, Here is your ball! Can you please tell me what gas station you work at, so when you are pumping my gas, I can yell at you!!! Now sit down, shut up and enjoy the game. Your favorite centerfielder, Vernon Wells."